Scarecrow

Scarecrow, my garden's version.

I am No Superwoman

I worked so hard so there's food for our dinner table,
cleaned your dirty underwear and made it fluffy with that softener you can't even pronouce the brand name,
fixed your favourite coffee with exact amount of cheap coffee bean so it tasted gourmet,
switched channel when you made the remote missing,
be your sex slave in the bed I made up until you snore like who knows what,
damn it baby, before you leave for that boy's nite out,
pleeze bring out the garbage.